by brian June 01, 2004
I aint knocking your lexus but my caddy will smoke ya..
or
your shoes are gay, i aint knocking ya you know what im saying, but the ladies ain't gonna come holla with them thangs..
or
your shoes are gay, i aint knocking ya you know what im saying, but the ladies ain't gonna come holla with them thangs..
by Brian September 13, 2004
Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
by Brian February 04, 2005
by Brian December 23, 2003
the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.
by Brian April 22, 2005
Hamhawk is a general term used as a profanity, show of excitement, and used for attracting others in Western Pennsylvania. Generally used in the Pittsburgh area as a scream. Also used in the famous hamhawk song that is sung to the tune of Greensleaves. It first appeared in the late 1990's.
by Brian January 13, 2005
A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.
"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."
by Brian September 10, 2003