Brever's definitions

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Gold Frapp

The rolls of fat on a torso which indicate that the person likes to eat too much. The polite way of raising this with a friend without the fat person becoming aware. Can be defined as upper (above the bra strap), lower (above the belt) or mid (the rarest: between the 2 rolls, commonly appears with upper) Gold Frapp.

Sarah: Omg, check out the mid Gold Frapp!
Wendy: You're not kidding!

by Brever July 11, 2010

Beodorise

To fill an area with the smell of your body odour. Like deodorising, but the complete opposite.

Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell?
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.

by Brever February 5, 2010

Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.

Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

by Brever December 10, 2010

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014