Brever's definitions

Clearise

The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned

Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.

by Brever August 30, 2010

Caraoke

Like karaoke, but in a car.

Trapped in the back seat of the station wagon with screaming children and a dog with gastro I realised things could have been worse as soon as the caraoke started.

by Brever September 22, 2014

Cuncuntenate

From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.

Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.

by Brever September 18, 2021

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019