Brever's definitions

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Beodorise

To fill an area with the smell of your body odour. Like deodorising, but the complete opposite.

Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell?
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.

by Brever February 5, 2010

Post Acid Bitch Mode

The period of whinging and general narcissism that occurs when you're coming down off lsd. Usually humorous although the joy is gone.

Candice: ...and now the sun's coming up, could anything else happen to completely ruin my morning?
Ebony: Chill, it's just post acid bitch mode
Candice: Omg, now a stupid bird is chirping!

by Brever December 10, 2010

Cuncuntenate

From the verb "concatenate" meaning to link (things) together in a chain or series, this essentially means "unfathomably unfortunate" as in a clusterfuck type scenario.

Jenny: Christ Donna, how did you end up with my boyfriend?
Donna: The circumstances were cuncuntenate.

by Brever September 18, 2021

Mellowdramatic

When stoned people get paranoid about something that is not actually happening

Jason: Hey man I think that's the cops knocking on the door, flush the drugs!
Paul: Dude can you stop being so mellowdramatic, that's the kettle.

by Brever July 11, 2010