Brever's definitions

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Fifjam

Fuck I'm Funny - Just Ask Me (Acronym)

John: I need wee wee
Sarah: Why must you be so immature?
John: (lol) Fifjam!

by Brever November 27, 2010

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023

Clearise

The process of introducing an addative to the eyes in an attempt to disguise being stoned

Katie: Aren't you worried your parents will know your wasted?
Jessica: It's alright; I've clearised.

by Brever August 30, 2010

Beodorise

To fill an area with the smell of your body odour. Like deodorising, but the complete opposite.

Mary: What the hell is that horrific smell?
John: Susan just came back from the gym and beodorised the office.

by Brever February 5, 2010