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Sam Richter (noun): The unfortunate and deeply humbling moment during an overzealous wipe when your finger breaches the toilet paper barrier, resulting in direct, unpleasant contact with your own feces. Often accompanied by a mix of horror, regret, and immediate hand-washing.
I was in a rush and went full-on SamRichter—worst part of my morning. Now my fingers have an uncleansable stink.
by Brett Weir December 27, 2024
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