62 definitions by Braveheart's thirst for blood

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006
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UMD
Unburnable Media Disc. The read-only disc used in a Sony Playstation Portable. Made to be unburnable because people would make UMD Mix-discs which hold loads of songs or even more using a GBA emulator and a GSM player. Not to mention burning copies of commercial games. Destined for failure.
Ever since I got homebrew on my PSP, I haven't used the UMD.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 24, 2007
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A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.

--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>

create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 21, 2007
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When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.
"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."
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A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.
A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.

Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
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Describing a sequence of numbers generated by a deterministic computer that is seemingly random, but eventually repeats. Good pseudo-random number generators have very long periods before the sequence repeats.
The date Easter falls on is pseudo-random in that it cannot be predicted off the top of someone's head, and it takes 5.7 million years for the sequence to repeat.

To generate a pseudo-random number in C, you'd use the Rand(); function.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 26, 2007
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Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 26, 2007
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