Brandy's definitions

basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court

NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball

by Brandy February 23, 2005

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004

piss like a racehorse

When you have to pee very bad!!

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!

by Brandy March 25, 2004

assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004