3 definitions by Brandon gray

A shwong is a chinese shlong (a very big cock)
Heyyyy wooook you have a shwonggggg
by Brandon gray January 3, 2020
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A dodgy cunt who stands behind a bar ready to perve on under age girls and ask for there insta, usually straight after they will rape you and give you a dirty STD the mucky bastards

#SWEATY #TURK
What’s your insta..... bend over now bitch

I am a sweaty Turk
by Brandon gray August 2, 2018
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