13 definitions by Branchsquad

Corona branch

A bro or homie that is close. Someone you relied on during the covid19 pandemic.

Person1: Hey Branch, how are you doing?
Person2: Good, I'm thankful I have my corona branch.

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

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Aww, branch

A term to use when your branch or homie messes up.

P1 "did you put a fork in the microwave again?"
P2 "oops"
P1 "Aww, Branch"

by Branchsquad January 25, 2021

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Love Your Branch Day

The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th

P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

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Moto Branch

A bro or homie that encourages you to push yourself.

P1 "Hey branch, are you going to the gym with me today?"
P2 "Yea branch, your my Moto Branch"

by Branchsquad January 25, 2021

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Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

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Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

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