Brainiac's definitions

Spargus

Slang for the vegetable "asparagus".

"Pass the spargus, would ya."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Fiver

Character in Watership Down, an excellent anthropomorphic novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Fiver lay down in the soft grass and began contemplating the cost of their travels."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

forum whore

Started in the mid-1960s during the peace movement, forum whores became the bane of city council members everywhere. The term was used as a derogatory one by the council members themselves who were fed up with hippies interrupting town meetings with what they considered to be rhetoric.

Council member: "Oh crap! The forum whores just walked into the meeting."
Forum whores: "No more war! No more war!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Amazong

The true name and location of King Kong's homeland.

"Where you from, big boy?"
"Ugh."
"Where?"
"Ugh."
"Did you say Amazong?"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

ridmi

is an amazing person who is fun to be around and has a great laugh. Is a loyal and smart friend.

Woah you've got a great personality, kind of like a ridmi!

by brainiac March 23, 2013