Definitions by Brainiac

heartagram

The term used by people who have an echocardiogram, but can't remember or pronounce the word "echocardiogram".

"What did you do today?"
"I had a ... a ... heartagram thingy today."

heartagram by Brainiac January 8, 2005

krr splat 

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.

"Ahhhhhhh!"
Krr Splat!

krr splat by Brainiac January 8, 2005

FWOMP 

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

FWOMP by Brainiac January 8, 2005

humbucker 

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.

SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"

humbucker by Brainiac January 8, 2005

sex slap 

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.

"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"

sex slap by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Tearmonger 

A "bully" who tries to get you to cry at every opportunity (see low self-esteem).

"Look at him picking on that kid who's half his size."

"I know. He's a real tearmonger."

Tearmonger by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Dune

1. A mound of sand, usually found in a desert setting or near a beach.

2. The best science fiction novel ever written (by Frank Herbert). First published in 1965, and later made into a questionably decent film by director David Lynch.

1. The dunes shifted with the winds.

2. Arrakis, also known as Dune.

Dune by Brainiac January 8, 2005