Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.
I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.
by Bradinphx December 21, 2018
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Cunty Cow

A cunty cow is a larger woman that acts like a total cunt.
Me: Did you hang out with that girl last night?
Friend: No dude, she was being a cunty cow.
by BradInPhx November 25, 2013
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