Definitions by BradInPhx

Hand Dick 

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

Hand Dick by Bradinphx December 20, 2018

Cunty Cow 

A cunty cow is a larger woman that acts like a total cunt.

Me: Did you hang out with that girl last night?
Friend: No dude, she was being a cunty cow.

Cunty Cow by BradInPhx November 25, 2013