Boxhead Of Oz's definitions

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

jacob's

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Testicles.....origin : Jacobs Cream Crackers (Knackers) - Jacobs Cream Cracker Biscuits perhaps the best known of all UK plain Cracker Biscuits

'Do exactly as I ask, or I'll cut your f*cking Jacob's off!"

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

ashtray on a motorcycle

To describe the art of uselessness within an object or individual

That Woman is about as much use as an Ashtray on a Motorcycle

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016