Bottom Ford's definitions

independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.

What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.

by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009

spa science

Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.

Electric detox body wrap for weight loss? Sounds like spa science to me!

by Bottom Ford June 8, 2009