Definitions by Boris Johnson

The Sadiekins 

When you get stung by a wasp twice in a week then fall off a bus seat and get laughed at. Silly Toad

Oh no I’ve done a the sadiekins again

The Sadiekins by Boris Johnson August 5, 2022

The Jc fingerblast 

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘

I just did the Jc fingerblast

The Jc fingerblast by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

The William Warren 

Eating 1000 pizzas in 10 seconds flat

I just did the William Warren

The William Warren by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

Liverpool 

A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.

Liverpool wallows in disproportionate grief

Liverpool by Boris Johnson September 9, 2007