Boris Johnson 's definitions

Liverpool

A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.

Liverpool wallows in disproportionate grief

by Boris Johnson September 9, 2007

The William Warren

Eating 1000 pizzas in 10 seconds flat

I just did the William Warren

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

The Sadiekins

When you get stung by a wasp twice in a week then fall off a bus seat and get laughed at. Silly Toad

Oh no I’ve done a the sadiekins again

by Boris Johnson August 5, 2022

The Jc fingerblast

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘

I just did the Jc fingerblast

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019