The Jc fingerblast

Finger blasting someone’s ass hole till it bleeds and you use blood as lubricant 😘

I just did the Jc fingerblast

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

The William Warren

Eating 1000 pizzas in 10 seconds flat

I just did the William Warren

by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019

The Sadiekins

When you get stung by a wasp twice in a week then fall off a bus seat and get laughed at. Silly Toad

Oh no I’ve done a the sadiekins again

by Boris Johnson August 05, 2022

Liverpool

A scruffy little city with a chip on it's shoulder and a persecution complex. Liverpool is within close proximity to it's regional capital, Manchester.

Liverpool wallows in disproportionate grief

by Boris Johnson September 01, 2007