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i think you might need to go to a psychiatric ward
You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmwertyuiopsdfghjklxcvbnmertyuiopdfghjklcvbnmrtyuiopfghjklvbnmtyuiopghjklbnmyuiophjklnmuiopjklmiopkloplp
The police: *knocking on front door*

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Not only did you type the keys on your keyboard in a spiral pattern, but you also included the numbers, making you on a level of boredom so high that the word boredom doesn't even mean anything anymore, since you have transcended literary language by typing out a keyboard pattern so obscure and complex that Urban Dictionary doesn't even have a definition for it yet. I don't know how many people will find this definition, but if you're reading this, go get a hobby.
You: man, i'm bored as hell
You: 1234567890plmnbvcxzaqwertyuiokjhgfds
You: (rises up into the air while glowing with a heavenly aura while angel choruses play as you transcend above the mortal realm)