Bored's definitions

krakenhaus

1. n. A German crackhouse

Ich bin ein krakenhaus.

by Bored December 16, 2004

pwnd

To take someone's King (in chess) with your pawn.
In SimpleSpeak : To beat the fuck out of you with little to no effort.
Pronounced : Pawned

player1 was stabbed by player2
player1 was impaled by player2
player1 was impaled by player2
etc etc
player2:pwned
player1 disconnected

by bored September 7, 2003

RIAA

From what I heard, and by looking at the number of people who bootleg their shit, it would take the RIAA about 7200 years to successfully sue everybody.

I can imagine that in the year 8327, the RIAA digs up the bones of Joe Shmoe and sues whats left of him $700 for each of the 40,000 MP3s he used to listen to. LOL.

by bored September 4, 2003

jolz

Slang term used by old school gamers online, with roughly the same meaning as the phrase, "You got owned"

!mdk!:haha joo is teh suk
!mdk! was fragged by veteran
!mdk! was blown to bits by veteran
!mdk! disconnected
veteran: jolz

by bored September 7, 2003

i have no words to use so...

<marquee>I AM OUT OF WORDS</marquee>

by bored August 14, 2002

Age of 12

Children who have a dependancy on the acceptance of online communities.

"Essyen"

by Bored March 20, 2003

Allsop

Originally the name of a mousepad company, the name has later become adopted by a well-known unknown person. This well-known unknown person is known to not be known by most knowing people. Knowing is knowing not knowing, know what I mean?

I didn't see allsop today at the store.

I didn't see allsop today at the library.

I didn't see allsop anywhere.

Inaccurate:

I saw allsop

by bored April 29, 2004