Definitions by Bored

krakenhaus 

1. n. A German crackhouse

Ich bin ein krakenhaus.

krakenhaus by Bored December 16, 2004

Allsop 

Originally the name of a mousepad company, the name has later become adopted by a well-known unknown person. This well-known unknown person is known to not be known by most knowing people. Knowing is knowing not knowing, know what I mean?

I didn't see allsop today at the store.

I didn't see allsop today at the library.

I didn't see allsop anywhere.

Inaccurate:

I saw allsop

Allsop by bored April 29, 2004

jolz 

Slang term used by old school gamers online, with roughly the same meaning as the phrase, "You got owned"

!mdk!:haha joo is teh suk
!mdk! was fragged by veteran
!mdk! was blown to bits by veteran
!mdk! disconnected
veteran: jolz

jolz by bored September 7, 2003

pwnd 

To take someone's King (in chess) with your pawn.
In SimpleSpeak : To beat the fuck out of you with little to no effort.
Pronounced : Pawned

player1 was stabbed by player2
player1 was impaled by player2
player1 was impaled by player2
etc etc
player2:pwned
player1 disconnected

pwnd by bored September 7, 2003

RIAA

From what I heard, and by looking at the number of people who bootleg their shit, it would take the RIAA about 7200 years to successfully sue everybody.

I can imagine that in the year 8327, the RIAA digs up the bones of Joe Shmoe and sues whats left of him $700 for each of the 40,000 MP3s he used to listen to. LOL.

RIAA by bored September 4, 2003

Age of 12 

Children who have a dependancy on the acceptance of online communities.

"Essyen"

Age of 12 by Bored March 20, 2003

i have no words to use so... 

<marquee>I AM OUT OF WORDS</marquee>

i have no words to use so... by bored August 14, 2002