3 definitions by Booty Bandit

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

National dick punch day

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

by Booty Bandit February 26, 2019

assjacker(s)

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by Booty Bandit May 28, 2004