Definitions by Booty Bandit

National dick punch day 

National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.

Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.

National dick punch day by Booty bandit February 25, 2019

assjacker(s) 

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

assjacker(s) by booty bandit May 28, 2004

paying homage to the porcelain goddess 

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

paying homage to the porcelain goddess by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002