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A bullhonkey cover is a RidewithGPS privacy zone cover used by CDOT road bicycles to mask activity recorded on Mountain biking trails.
Sophie: Oh sh!t why am I on the C-470 trail instead of C-470? Stupid group ride! I guess I will use a bullhonkey cover to mask that embarassment up and stick to the shoulder from this fucking moment till the moment I die.
by Boo Radley Game December 11, 2024
Get the Bullhonkey Covermug. A freeway is an awesome place to ride your time trial bike. It has awesome gameplay and sick features such as off ramps, trash, parked cars, and in ramps. Your job is to go fast and hard and enjoy the 60 mph company.
Coach Scott: Sophia where shall we take these young student triathletes?
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!
Sophia: on the local freeways! I heard they are awesome places to ride!!
Scott: I agree. Idc if they are middle schoolers as long as they have a iPhone we are doing it.
Sophia: Awesome! I was thinking South Santa Fe bc it says "FREEWAY ENTERENCE" and looks fun as hell
Scott: on Jesus, we can take these 12 y/olds on Interstate 70 it's fun and perfect to go fast
Sophia: Even better 💨 !!
by Boo Radley Game December 25, 2024
Get the Freewaysmug. a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.
Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.
by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023
Get the Trek Bicyclemug. Aspen Mayy is a beautiful 14 year old devout christian girl (b. December 16, 2009) from Colorado who has long curly ginger hair. She was created by some board agents from the Colorado Department of Transportation artificially, so she has no parents. She stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 110 lbs. Personality wise, she is shy and sweet as a person who uses autocapitalization on her smartphone and is an introvert. Aspen has a unique enjoyment of walking down highway shoulders barefoot and listening to music as she believes it is "meditating, relaxing, and calming and brings her closer to God" experience. She also reflects on her life while she mindlessly strolls down highways ranging from US285 to I-70. She usually wears loose fit rainbow t-shirts or sweaters and a pair of very short shorts. Her personality is very delicate and introverted, but she is very empathetic and always tries to find the good side of mean people.
Aspen Mayy walks down the shoulder of I-70 dressed in her usual attire: some ski goggles, a t-shirt, very short shorts, and she is barefoot. She enjoys the walk along while listening to music blurring out the indifferent drivers who merely slow down and create more space. As she walks, an angry man with a stolen pickup truck slows to confront her. This angry man is named Anthony Hardwick.
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
by Boo Radley Game November 28, 2024
Get the Aspen Mayymug. by Boo Radley Game May 23, 2022
Get the GroovyLeomug. The UniKiTty Triology is a series of levels (ranging from 5* to medium demon) which was created by Knmagor0024 that resembles the characters and atmosphere of the Childrens cartoon program, Unikitty from Cartoon Network. Knmagor/Antonsen previewd UniKiTty III however after his exposure it was never finished. However back in Febuary, Antonsen made the first preview of UniKiTty III, an extreme demon using the Verdant Landscape song. It was abandond since and once the community found out about Antonsens return, he was banned instantly.
The UniKiTty Trilogy was first started in 2020 when Knmagor0024 published his 5 star level. Even after being exposed for rape, he continued to create UniKiTty levels and even joined the Wimpy Kid wiki and was a moderator there. UniKiTty III was abandond however, and Knmagor aka Antonsen was caught and blocked.
by Boo Radley Game May 18, 2022
Get the UniKiTty Trilogymug. Five men were told a lie
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune
Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake
"Have you forgotten so easily?"
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory
The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified
"Have you forgotten so easily?"
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
They grasped upon ill fortune
A chance to live their lives
but could not live immune
Deteriorated minds
They tore at flesh like snakes
And all that's left behind
was the will to stay awake
"Have you forgotten so easily?"
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
An experiment with faults
Didn't bother to write a monody
No memory of the results
No results could restore the memory
The Commies hadn't a clue
That one's sanity could be nullified
As they offered help, they knew
Any forgiveness would not be certified
"Have you forgotten so easily?"
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be freed
WE ARE YOU
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher
We are the madness that lurks within you
We are the animal instinct of greed
We witness when the dawn breaks anew
We no longer wish to be Jeffminedasher
by Boo Radley Game May 20, 2022
Get the JeffMinedashermug.