Definitions by Boe Jidon

Untamed Weiner Syndrome 

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.

Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.

Untamed Weiner Syndrome by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome 

When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.

"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"

Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.

Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder by Boe Jidon January 27, 2023