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Queer bag who attends social events without receiving proper notification. While attending these social events this queer bag thinks of himself as the life of the party while taking on large amounts of verbal abuse. When a "groff" latches on with a group, it is nearly impossible to shake them from it.
"Awww shit.... that fuckin' groff just showed up"
"What the fuck is groff doing here?"
"Who told groff about the party?"
by Bobby Light August 05, 2007

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Whence a basketball player dunks and while hanging on the rim puts his balls on an opposing players face or head area.
Damn that mutha just got janked by numba 2!
by Bobby Light July 20, 2007

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