Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

Coretchi

These kind of people are mostly short and bad at every single sport even badminton but they're still very nice and handsome.

If you're looking for a one night stand these are a perfect match for these reason:
-not hard to convince
-easy to carry in your purse or your pocket
-pretty good in bed

Girl 1- Hey do you have something to do tonight?
Girl 2- Yes I actually got a one night stand with a Coretchi.
Girl 1- Wow you're so lucky!
Girl 2- Wanna see him?
Girl 1- Sure
Girl 2 *opens her purse*
Girl 1- Wow so cute!

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022