Definitions by Bobby Buddha

Mauro 

A schizophrenic man who refuses to take his meds because his other personality sexually assaults him at night while he’s sleeping. He enjoys being digitally assaulted in his bunghole and looks forward to it every night.

Dang, Mauro ain’t take his meds in forever. Dude limp so bad he can barely walk.

Mauro by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025

Mauro 

A hopeless my giants fan who’s been in a deep depression since 2013. Secretly masturbates in closet watching VHS recording go of Super Bowl XLVI. Only source of happiness is knowing he’s #1 son-in-law.

Dude, pull your pants up and stop being a Mauro you perv.

Mauro by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025

Mauro 

Stretched out Italian bunghole

Did you see that video of the horse balls deep in his Mauro?

Mauro by Bobby Buddha January 1, 2025