3 definitions by Bob sagets muffbrow

Brianstain

The shit smear left on the side of the bowl too tough for a thorough piss stream to remove so you have to bust out the Henman wand

Get back in there and lick that brianstain off the toilet or you’re going back to the orphanage

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 14, 2020

Friction point

First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present

I told my doctor I yanked so hard by the time I was done my friction point got a staph infection

by Bob sagets muffbrow January 30, 2020

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022