Definitions by Bob McGinty

Smakelpaker 

A weird alien on drugs packing fish

John was being a smakelpaker

Smakelpaker by Bob McGinty July 24, 2004

ooftae

An exclimation of surprise used by neds (and people who make fun of them eg. me)

Ooftae sir it's a turd on a string

ooftae by Bob McGinty April 25, 2004