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Christopher Reeve

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.
by bob landry July 24, 2008
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Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.
I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!
by Bob Landry January 1, 2005
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Margaret Atwood

Diesel Dyke who writes books for equally predatorial cunts. She's Canadian, which is why Canada has too many french people.
by Bob Landry January 1, 2005
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