Bob Landry's definitions

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Eskimo Iced Tea

Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice.

Let's go down to the Esso, eh? Grab us some Iced tea.

by Bob Landry November 3, 2006

Margaret Atwood

Diesel Dyke who writes books for equally predatorial cunts. She's Canadian, which is why Canada has too many french people.

I hate Tennis! John Madden is a pecan nigger !

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005