Bob Landry's definitions

Margaret Atwood

Diesel Dyke who writes books for equally predatorial cunts. She's Canadian, which is why Canada has too many french people.

I hate Tennis! John Madden is a pecan nigger !

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

toronto maple leafs

A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are quite the bunch, eh?

by bob landry July 16, 2008

CLR

Dis stufff datt you buy at da HawrdWear Storr, guy! It's the shit! Tastes good, and when you mix it with beer, it be kalled a plumber's cocktail.

Arthur Fels drinks plumber's Cocktails.

by Bob Landry January 2, 2005