Bob Landry's definitions

Christopher Reeve

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

by bob landry July 24, 2008

toronto maple leafs

A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple leafs are quite the bunch.

by bob landry July 16, 2008

CLR

Dis stufff datt you buy at da HawrdWear Storr, guy! It's the shit! Tastes good, and when you mix it with beer, it be kalled a plumber's cocktail.

Arthur Fels drinks plumber's Cocktails.

by Bob Landry January 2, 2005