tweet

1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window
1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.
by Bob Akimbo January 22, 2011
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Spewage

The result of spewing liquid from your mouth as the result of reading or viewing something ridiculously stupid or hilarious.
#spewage. (Contrary to popular belief, a hashtag does constitute a complete sentence.)
by Bob Akimbo June 30, 2018
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