Bob's definitions
by bob March 15, 2005
Get the Buctownmug. the worst excuse for "music" ever made. and im not just some poser who hates rap because lots of other people do. i mean, i used to listen to rap. then, i realized how stupid and shitty it is. and i dont stereotype it either. not all rap is about drugs, violence, sex, etc. some of it is, but not all of it. and im no racist either; i hate eminem, and i like black rockers like jimi hendrix
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
and all of u retards who say that we rockers stereotype rap should shut the fuck up. even if some people do, u people who like rap stereotype rock too.first of all:
rock takes ass loads of talent, i mean, have u tried playings some metallica? didnt think so.
second of all:
rockers dont just hit the guitars, and scream and bang the drums, ur thinking of black metal,(which still takes talent) an extremely tiny fraction of rock
third of all:
almost all rock isn't about drugs, sex, violence, rape, gore, blood,sexuality, satan, death, disease, etc. thats death metal(which is almost impossible to play) and black metal(both r still pritty good, in my opinion)
to make my point clear, rap is garabage and rock kicks ass
black dude: quit stereotyping rap!!
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!
rap LICKS balls
me: im not, u fuck bag!
Black dude: if ur not stereotyping rap, then rock isnt constant screaming and banging of instruments
me:im not, and ur a hypocrate, cuz ur stereotyping rock right now. not all rock screams and bangs, and the stuff that does takes talent, so shut the fuck up, bitch!!!
rap LICKS balls
by bob September 5, 2008
Get the rapmug. 
dork (n.) - A person capable of a full range of normal human social
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.
My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?
by Bob April 12, 2005
Get the dorkmug. A Ukranian dude with an extremely chiseled face. He plays soccer and the viola, which inexplicably attracts the attention of certain Bulgarian girls.
by bob November 19, 2004
Get the chiselfacemug. 
