4 definitions by Bob the knob

Total lust accompanied by dangerously rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, blurred vision, salivation, huge smiles and increased blood flow to the genitals.
Wow! All I can remember from that AIM conversation was that I was drooling all over my wrists and hands and that my rock-hard cock was forced into the bottom of my keyboard. I was feeling so much NOBBIANCE that when my fingers finally touched her wet pussy I nearly shot my wad right in my cubicle (143) at work.
by Bob the knob October 27, 2003
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Person 1: did u hear about USA.

Person 2: the world war champs? F*** yeah! We're the best country in the world.
by Bob the knob July 23, 2014
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the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?
by Bob the knob February 7, 2005
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