BoB's definitions

schmee

Funny term for me.

Hey everyone stop shooting at schmee!
(On the phone) Hi honey, it's schmee!

by Bob March 30, 2004

El Scorpion

The person behind Such Global ops stages as Blue Death and SS land.
Also the Admin of The Official Global Ops Mapping sit and Global Moderator of the forums at www.sithf1.net

El Scorpion is a shitty GO player but kik ass at mapping he is a n00b on game

by Bob March 31, 2004

power tower

When two men get some slut from both ends using her like a pair of chinese fingercuffs. Can be done standing or on all fours.

Chet and Wampnar put Kayla in the power tower ending in great fun.

by bob April 5, 2004

Peaks

To appear and act 65 even though you're only 21
eg. married, mortgage and job

Some chap 'Hey Peaks i like your slippers'
Peaks 'thanks young fella, my arse, etc, etc'

by Bob April 6, 2004

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

cristy conlen

harry balls

british with big harry balls

by bob April 7, 2004

mad dave

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

by bob April 7, 2004