no stranger to the biscuit tin

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

See also:
Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.

See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....

by Blue boy April 06, 2004

Donkey dipper

A numpty, idiot, clueless person

You what? You don't KNOW!? You DONKEY DIPPER!

See that Alex Ferguson - he dips donkeys, he does....

by Blue boy April 06, 2004

Pie eater

Native of Wigan, likely never to have travelled outside of the North west of England. Generally bogoted, arrogant, short-sighted and flatulent....

Will drink any pint however flat/stale....

"Na then, ows it goin lad!?"

"F@ack off ya pie eatin b@astard..."

by Blue boy April 06, 2004