Definitions by Blue Cawdrey
Snotter
Mrs Snoddgrass realised that placing Johny at the back of the class was not going to work out either when she noticed him casually picking snotters from his nose and flicking them at the back of his classmates heads.
Snotter by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
yuppie
A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
yuppie by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Colder than a penguins chuff
Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
Colder than a penguins chuff by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Neck tie party
Hanging a person without legal authority by a mob.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The term is often used by extreme right wing people when discusing black people of African origin.
Traditionally carried out at night in a location not likley to be visited by the legal authorities.
The KKK advertise neck tie parties as part of their political agenda for persons who do not wish to dress up in sheets and beleive in a misinterpreted version of the outdated theory of eugenics.
Neck tie party by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Flying without a liscense
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
Flying without a liscense by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Idiot Broth
UK: Name given to a range of drinks prefered by people with a predisposition to alcoholism recognisable by their low price and high alchohol content.
Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).
An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Including:
VP, QC Sherry or fortified wine.
Tennants Super, Carlsberg special Lager
Diamond white Cider aka Petrol.
Newcastle Brown (Dependant on usage).
An alternitive term is Sheep Dip.
Drunk guy in shop doorway with optional, urine, vomit, dirty blanket...
Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).
Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
Geez us Fify P fora cupa tee mate.
(I need fifty pence towards another bottle of drink).
Passer by: Poor old cunt, if I give him fifty pence he will spend it on idiot broth, Oh what the hell, here y'are.
Idiot Broth by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004