diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

whippee

To curl a turd in such a way as to make the end result resemble a walnut whip.

It was the most amazing thing mate, John curled a perfect whippee on the guys dash!

by Blocky August 19, 2003