Definitions by Blake Ellestud

Thunder Cannons 

Massive Female Breasts

"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"

Thunder Cannons by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006

Schlobberknockered 

Consuming extensive amounts of alcohol resulting in slurred speetch, blurry vision and no memory of the drunken events. A hangover will be the likely result.

Colin: How are feeling today buddy? we got messed up last night!

Ryan: Fuck we did get Schlobberknockered last night! woooweeee!!!

Schlobberknockered by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006