Definitions by Blahb

geo metro 

1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.

Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.

geo metro by Blahb April 22, 2005

greenday

The way retarded snotty arrogant narcicist cocky Nightwish-obsessed pricks spell or "speel" Green Day.

kid: YO GREENDAY SUX

Me: No. It's GREEN DAY YOU IDIOT. And they are better than Nightwish.

greenday by Blahb April 22, 2005

Nightwish

A really shitty "pwoer mteal" band from Finland that little cocky teenaged pricks discover from the shitty forum known as habboforum.

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Nightwish by Blahb April 22, 2005

anthem 

A kick ass song by Less Than Jake.

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anthem by Blahb April 22, 2005

sum 41 

A seriously kick ass band.


Current albums:

Chuck (Released October 12, 2004)

Does This Look Infected? (Released November 26, 2002)

All Killer No Filler (Released May 8, 2001)

Half Hour of Power (Released June 27, 2000)

My favorite songs by them are Thanks For Nothing (from DTLI) and Angels With Dirty Faces (from Chuck).

A totally kick ass band.

sum 41 by Blahb April 22, 2005

insomnia 

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

insomnia by Blahb April 18, 2005

phat beats

Slang for pop music. Used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster.

Guy: I be listening to phat beats yo.

phat beats by Blahb April 15, 2005