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Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!
"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes
by blah May 1, 2005
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Fump It

Definition-Fucking Hump IT

Background- The telephone Pole!
i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares
by BLAH June 29, 2004
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irish

1. From Ireland.
2. The language that is only spoken in a minority of small areas in Ireland. The rest just have plain English.
1. 'Hello. I'm Irish.' (from Ireland)
2. 'Dia dhuit'='Hello'
'Maróidh mé thú le mo bhata mór'='I'm going to kill you with my big bat'
'Is maith liom do shrón'='I like your nose'
by blah January 2, 2005
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dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.
Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"
by Blah August 8, 2003
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Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?
by Blah December 14, 2003
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Dr. Phil

by blah January 5, 2004
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rizzle

Rizzle my phizzle my nizzle
by blah August 25, 2003
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