Definitions by Bladder_control

Turd Midas

A reversed King Midas. Instead of turning everything into gold, everything he touches turns into shit.

What happened to the reflecting pool?
Oh, that was just the Turd Midas going at it again.

Turd Midas by Bladder_control July 23, 2026

Turd Midas

A person who has an unmatched ability, where he/she turns everything they touch into shit.

Only a Turd Midas can win the same war more than forty times in six months.

Fixing something that isn't broke, and then breaking it in the proces, makes you a Turd Midas.

Turd Midas by Bladder_control July 20, 2026