Blackstump's definitions

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

I'm very happy to be here

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

buddi buddi

Colloquialism; an affectionate slang word from one Boong to another. Please look up definition of "Boong" for clarification.

Blackguy1: Buddi Buddi!
Blackguy2: Yimbuda Wulla Nurri! Budda, Igunna getta nudda shotta metha, Imma so happe!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

shamada shamada

1. To describe the state someone is when they are at the Where am I stage of drunkness
2. To act in a timme way
3. Characteristic of a disgruce
4. A lesser insult to poor guy, often used affectionately as one of Sag's nicknames.

Mr. X: Ahhhhmmm gaaayyyy!
Mr. Y: Shamada Shamada!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

shamada shamada

1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h' consonant at odd intervals; the language of Deeegeenerrattion;
2. To speak in code.

Definition 1:
Guy: Why the hell are they talking like that?
Dude: Oh its some school thing. They call it 'Shamada'
Definition 2:
Dude: Timme! I gotta tell you something
Guy: Speak in Shamada, noone will understand.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003