Matrix

1.A form of powerade that tastes like victory
2.To pull off an awesome dodge
1.I drank a bottle of matrix yeasterday.
2.I matrixed the bullets as the cops shot at me!
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Shat

1.One of the past tenses of shit, the other being Shitted
2.Somethin a tea-sippin british panzy would say
Having shat, the british man said, 'Tea time pass the crumpets'
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1337

1. A quantity or amount, number
2. A language used in online gaming
1. I have $1337.00 in the bank.
2. I 0wn j00 n00b! Who'z 1337 N0W??
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