Black Jesus's definitions

shaneese

A defintion of a beautiful people who has many skills and can do anything. But at most time is spontaneous and ridiculous.

you are so shaneese!

by Black jesus April 5, 2012

virgin mary

My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.

There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.

by Black Jesus March 28, 2005