Black Jesus's definitions

guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

by black jesus August 24, 2003