4 definitions by Black Bandana
Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.
by Black Bandana June 14, 2006
Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...
by Black Bandana June 23, 2006
Waiter: What can I get you sir?
Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.
Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?
Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.
Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?
Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
by Black Bandana June 14, 2006
Girl: I love you.
Guy: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuugetrification
Girl: Eugetrification!?
Guy: Definitely not.
Guy: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuugetrification
Girl: Eugetrification!?
Guy: Definitely not.
by Black Bandana June 25, 2006