turquoise

Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.

Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...

by Black Bandana June 23, 2006

totaphobia

Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything.

Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.

by Black Bandana June 16, 2006

Cock and Ass

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.

Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!

by Black Bandana June 17, 2006

eugetrification

kinda like eutrification, or eutrophication. but more concerning EUGE. That's right....EUUUUUUUUGE.

Girl: I love you.
Guy: I love youuuuuuuuuuuuugetrification
Girl: Eugetrification!?
Guy: Definitely not.

by Black Bandana June 25, 2006