Bjorn McPherson's definitions

Canberra Basic

Canberra Basic describes a proportion of the young women who live in Canberra (the capital city of Australia) and think Canberra is the centre of the world. They will follow whatever they think is popular and go to places just to be seen there. If you meet at least 2 of the following criteria, you are Canberra basic:

1) Own a Kathmandu puffer jacket
2) Go out to Braddon 2 or more times a week
3) Do F45 classes
4) Own, or want to own, any kind of Audi car
5) Use the words “defs” or “totes”.

I was going to ask her out but I talked to her and she's so Canberra Basic.

by Bjorn McPherson September 10, 2023

BATs

Big-Ass Titties.

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.

by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019

brown tips

When you are wiping your ass with soft toilet paper and your finger tips go through it and you get faeces on them.

I can't shake hands, dude. I just finished in the bathroom and had some brown tips.

by Bjorn McPherson January 31, 2018

bongo spank

Spanking someone's ass like you are playing bongo drums during doggy-style sex.

I smashed Lisa from behind last night and gave her a bongo spank.

by Bjorn McPherson October 26, 2015