Bixxo's definitions

lion

A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.

Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!

by Bixxo July 12, 2006

hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliophobia

Ironically enough, that hell-big word actually means the fear of long words.

Ho- Do you have any phobia's?
other ho- Yeah, I have hippopoto... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ho- Do you mean hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliophobia?
other ho- (head explodes)

by Bixxo June 20, 2006

macbook

A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.

Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again!
Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!

by Bixxo June 11, 2006