Biting Suarez's definitions

Chrystosser

One who keeps a 'dear diary' of all of his accomplishments in life. Highly competitive, yet is always last to get simple important things done; like get a licence.

He's told me he's beaten me 68 games to 55 in pool. Who count's all of that? What a Chrystosser!

by Biting Suarez October 6, 2013