Definitions by Bitch Canoe

douche canoe 

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

douche canoe by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023

penallingus 

The act of licking the hole at the tip of the penis head to arouse pleasure from your partner, as it is often very sensitive.

Guy: Hey bro, I heard your girlfriend was gonna give you penallingus last night. How'd it go.
Guy: Dude that shit felt so good. You gotta try it out with your girl.

penallingus by Bitch Canoe August 23, 2021

hbwu 

An abbreviation for "how 'bout with you" or "how about with you"

Friend: Hey man how are things going?
You: Pretty good! Hbwu?

hbwu by Bitch Canoe January 20, 2021