Definitions by BillyBarou

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

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A dingleberry of the beard. Derived from the word chin and dingleberry. Usually the result from performing rather immoral activities.

When Kevin saw Ed enter the room he exclaimed, "Dude, whose ass have you been eating! That is one mean chingleberry you have there."

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