Definitions by Billy McPhereson
cumgasm
An incredibly sloppy and sticky orgasm, usually used when spurting in close proximity to an object or person.
cumgasm by Billy McPhereson September 29, 2008
half job
A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."
half job by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004