Definitions by Billy Mays

Kony 2012 

Some Doucher in Uganda who killed a couple of people

(Top rated comment on some random youtube video)

KONY 2012

Kony 2012 by Billy Mays June 22, 2012

Flukump 

the soud of liquid being poured very rapidly out of a container such as aluminum or glass bottle.

Did you see how fast he chugged that beer? it sounded like flukump, flukump, flukump.

Flukump by billy mays September 18, 2007