Jizzbake

(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission

Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.

by Billy Chill June 24, 2006

VPILF

Sarah Palin, as in "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck"

Tom: If McCain wins the election, this nation sure is going to have one serious VPILF!!

Dick: No shee-yit.

Harry: You could say the same thing if Obama wins. Joe Biden is hot!

Tom and Dick: You fag!!!

by Billy Chill September 05, 2008