5 definitions by Bill the Patgoat

Nickelback

A band from Canada that used to be good. But, sold out to Mainstream Radio and literally became the worst band ever.

Josh: Hey David can I play you a song?

David: Sure.

(Josh plays "Because of You")

David: These guys are good. Who are they?

Josh: You know that horrible band Nickelback?

David: This is them isn't it?

Josh: Yeah.

David: *pissed off face*

by Bill the Patgoat October 24, 2010

Not Pron

Hardest Riddle on the Internet.

I cannot get passed level 5 of Not Pron. It's that hard!

by Bill the Patgoat January 30, 2011

Aaron Carter

My generation's Justin Bieber. A kid who made shitty kid's music and 10-14 year old girls ate it up.

Kid when I was your age, I had Aaron Carter. Not Justin Bieber!

by Bill the Patgoat November 18, 2010

Visual Kei

The best way I can put it is this. It's basically Japanese Glam Metal

Johnny: Hey want to listen to my Mötley Crüe CD?

Weeboo Kid: No that shit isn't kūru. Let's listen to Penicillin, Their music is so subarashii!

Johnny: Okay? That's Glam?

Weeboo Kid: No, It's Visual Kei!

Johnny: What's the difference?

Weeboo Kid: Ummm?

Johnny: Idiot.

by Bill the Patgoat February 15, 2011

Cake Boss

It's a really great show on TLC, it's when "Ace of Cakes" meets "Jersey Shore".

Jimmy - "Did you see Cake Boss the other day?"

Mikey - "Yeah, the Big Wedding Cake was amazing!"

Jimmy - "I know right?!"

by Bill the Patgoat January 9, 2011