Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

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gracewang

A Chinese verb meaning “to do homework” or “to do yo nail.”

Mom: Can you go gracewang?

Child: mom, I did my homework for this whole week already. Stop being so annoying.

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Code words for “Drugs and Sex”. H=Dr and ex=kittles

This doctor examining my eyes was so hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles, but she slapped me in the face and called security.

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Hugs and Skittles is code for "Drugs and Sex." Dr=H and ex=kittles. Used when talking about drugs and sex, but don't want parents to hear about it.

My eye doctor was smoking hot, so I offered her hugs and skittles. But she rolled her eyes and called security on me.

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