Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 02, 2025
Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
by Bill Beef March 07, 2024
is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
by Bill Beef July 04, 2025
this is a guy who is in his 20s who you may meet in a bar and think you can go home with him for free and then surprise, surprise! You find out you have to pay money to have sex with him! And not only that you have to pay money to his pimp as well, in order for him to get permission to leave the bar!
While on vacation I took a rent boy back to my hotel and paid him money to suck on my banana. (And boy, did he do a real fine job at it!)
by Bill Beef July 04, 2025
And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
by Bill Beef February 17, 2025
A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.
It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.
by Bill Beef July 05, 2025